I am in bed. I feel terrible. I feel like last night I went out and drank an awful lot, then came back and drunk some more, then not happy with that decided to wash it all down with extra alcohol. I did none of that, although I still tentatively plan to do so this evening. Last night what I actually did was; go to the supermarket with friends to be stocks for this evening’s very small soiree’ and also purchrased some sweeties for our impending trip to the cinema.
The plan was to revel in the 3D awesomeness of Avatar, but due to our friends’ chronic disorganisation and a touch of something ugly we missed the film. So we came back and watched the first installment of the Rocky box-set I got for Christmas. I had forgotten quite how little happens in that first film. To stave off my hunger for the eye-lid cutting and the shouting, not to mention the montage, I stuffed my face with two people’s worth of confectionary. Which is why I now feel rough. Very rough. Still I’m sure it’s nothing 6 hours stood in the cold talking nonsense to people followed by hearty amounts of celebratory booze wont fix.
Genre: Fantasy, contemporary fantasy, urban fantasy, dark fantasy, mystery, paranormal
Series: The Dresden Files; 2
ISBN: 9780451458124
Intended audience: Adult
Number of pages: 342
Setting: Chicago, IL and outskirts (Chicagoland)
Time period: Fall 2000
Plot summary: Work has been slow for Harry Dresden, the country’s only practicing wizard – so slow that he’s been living off of ramen noodles and spaghettiOs for months. When a friend offers him a steak dinner in exchange for some information, he can’t say no, at least not until he realizes the level of danger his friend will be in with the information she is seeking. Following an awful exchange, Harry’s evening gets worse. After months of the cold shoulder, Karrin Murphey from the Special Investigations unit of the Chicago PD finally reconnects with Harry about a case. But it’s a gristly case and Dresden needs to address Murphey’s lack of trust in him.
Appeal factors:
Pacing: Incredibly fast paced. After the first few chapters, Dresden literally doesn’t have time to think through his actions before having to face some new danger.
Characterization: Told in first person through Harry. A few familiar characters reappear from the last book, including Murphey, Susan, Marcone, and (my favorite) Bob, the skull.
Frame: Gristly murders, Chicago politics, and more werewolves than one can shake a stick at make this an incredibly dark story. But Harry’s humor and demeanor lightens the dark much like a fat, full moon illuminates a night landscape.
Story line: A fast, funny, dark story about good and evil, friendship, magic, and werewolves.
Subject headings:
From PCPL:
Supernatural — Fiction.
Werewolves — Illinois — Chicago — Fiction.
Fantasy fiction.
Occult fiction.
From NoveList:
Detectives — Chicago, Illinois
Wizards — Chicago, Illinois
Policewomen — Chicago, Illinois
Murder investigation
Werewolves
Magic
Police — Chicago, Illinois
Dresden, Harry
Chicago, Illinois
Fantasy fiction, American
Urban fantasy fiction
Similar authors: Ilona Andrews, Patricia Briggs, Laurell K. Hamilton, Kim Harrison, Rob Thurman, Charlie Huston, Charlaine Harris
Personal notes: So far I’m loving this series! Had a couple laugh out loud moments when reading this book (the most memorable on p. 42 – probably funnier for me from having lived in the Chicago area). I also really enjoyed the scene where Harry converses with his subconscious. I’m curious to know more of the details of Harry’s dark past, but that’s part of the hook of the series – we only learn a little bit in each book.
Other (themes, diversity): Diversity – Wizard, female detective, werewolves, demon, spirit, organized crime boss
Museltof! As the Black Eyed Peas would say. I think that song is hilarious, simply for that one Yiddish interjection. I think all songs should be retro-fitted with arbritrary Jewish slang “We are the champions my friend…Gazuntite!” Class.
Anyway, tonight is indeed the night. “The night of what?” you cry, “Calm down” I reply I’m getting there. Tonight is the night of Bon Bon’s Christmas Baubles; the festive installment of the cabaret night that New Old Friends perform our hilarious sketches at. I say hilarious, they were hilarious last time around. It’s at about this point that I start doubting the material. We’ve got one or two sure-fire winners in there, the opener for example is pretty much nailed on considering our audience.
You see, these nights are a fund-raiser for a festival called “Widcome Rising” and as such are generally attended by middle-class dahlings from Widcome. The average age is certainly 40+ so most of the cock gags and really cutting stuff are shelved. This lot are more of a Radio 4 audience, only not listening as hard. We open with a musical number; a singer is hired to sing a song for a ‘festive’ party, he opens with White Christmas but is repeatedly stopped because Christmas is un-PC to say, as is white, as is dreaming – it offends insomniacs apparently. Eventually he asks if there is anything else, the nerdy organiser replies
“Just one little thing…could you sing it a bit more…black.” “Black?”
“Yes, black. At the moment you’re singing it in a very, you know, white person’s style. We’d prefer it to sound more black.”
“But I’m a white singerr. Why didn’t you just hire a black singer?”
“Well we thought that would be patronising.”
Tadaa!
I’m going to try to get the whole thing filmed and if I’m succesful will relay the results to you. I don’t have a video camera as yet but I’m working on it.
There are a load of people coming to read what I write. I haven’t been this popular since I lost my bikini top on the water slide!! It was nearly five minutes before I found it, and I discovered that every boy who came down behind me was throwing it behind them, keeping it away from me up the slide!!
Anyway, thanks for visiting, it is nice to see you all here.
Click through and have a look at our toys, you are anonymous!! Unlike the boys in the pool…
At the end of each year there is a Formal Meal. Begun by Debbie for the Unit it was previously organised by the Unit. At the end of September there were two Guides asked to speak to a restaurants chief . Discussed were menus, colour schemes, times and dates, dress codes and preparation of food. The meal was paid for by each Guides family before the end of October. At home dresses were chosen, hair do’s and shoes sorted out weeks before the event.
2009 saw this change late in the planning procedure. Firstly we had to get everyone registered. By this time earlier plans had to be changed. The formal meal is now a District Event. With help the 2010’s Formal End of Year Meal is now Saturday – December 4th 2010.
Notice of the Formal Meal will be in the District Calendar on the web. The Units calender – which in turn are created by the Guides.
A new End of Year theme will be worked on through out the year.
Theme to be decided by the Guides at the beginning of the year. 2009 was a Christmas theme, so this will not be chosen for 2010.
Activities will be throughout the year. ie place mats, invitations, table decorations [mugwomps], serviettes, grace and vespers sheets, serviette holders, place cards … These will be stored in a large plastic container [somewhere in the office]
Invites to family, friends and people who have helped throughout the year will go out weeks before to this meal. The invites will be hardcopy cards, posters and emails.
RSVP needs to be received by mid November.
Please send a suggestion or two of the meal preparation you are to bring with the RSVP.
Your RSPV will be confirmed to you by mid November.
Confirmation of what part of the meal preparation your family has offered to bring will be sent to you as well.
The District will supply the meat varieties and preparation.
All parts of meals to have the actual ingredients within them printed / written out.
Please supply the recipe.
The Formal wear is good clothes for those attending the meal.
The setting of tressel tables is to be in a horse shoe .
Decoration of the main area will begin at 10.30. All decorations will be made prior to the day so that all needing to be done is to place them up and around.
Activities for free time sorted out well in advance. A kitchen fly for shelter set up on the day at the back of the office grounds.
Kitchen fly to be in place for erection by 10.30.
First Aid kit and safety preparations will be made prior to the event. [as per every event]
A Risk Analysis Plan (created for the event [as per every event]) is to be on display in the entry hall.
Sign in book to be in the entry hall.
Photo release forms to be in the entry hall for those who are not members of the Girl Guides {Associate Adult, Adult or Youth members]
Photos taken will be sent to each persons email address if indicated they would like a copy of their/ their Guides photos sent directly to them.
Meal will begin at 1pm.
We are in need of:
a kitchen co-ordinator, [position filled]
a hostess/ host co-ordinator.
a decorator co-ordinator,
an outside activities person {will be taught about kitchen flies]
a craft / artist and music coordinator.
a Public Relations person for the event.
a Photographic co-ordinator.
a clean up co-ordinator.
Please note the adult coordinators job is just to make sure everything is there. Every so often check on progress. The Guides are able to run things from this point.
Taylor and Ellie are two women thrown together by circumstance yet both privately fighting their attraction for the other.
When banker Taylor Hendry swaps jobs and apartments with her colleague, Samantha Crighton, it seems a good deal until she meets Samantha’s flat mate, Ellie. Taylor lusts after Ellie, from the outset, but is wary of emotional involvement with this tall, dark, sexy, femme after Sam warned her not to mess with Ellie’s vulnerable emotions.
Journalist, Ellie Lawrence, finds her attraction to Taylor confusing. She’s never had a lesbian relationship, not even a girl crush; but Taylor’s arrival provokes intense sexual feelings, which clamor for fulfillment. For the first time in her life, she wants to have full-on mad passionate sex with a woman.
Find out what happens to these two women when Loving Ellie is released on 18th December.
We had been friends for some time, and by the time we were 12 we had started talking about our bodies and things that we felt. We even talked about how it felt when we masturbated.
We used to hang out with each other a lot after school, either at my place or at hers. One day we were at Beth’s place and I said something about wondering how it felt if someone licked your pussy. She giggled and said she wondered, too. I said, “Try it on me?” and she said okay. I slipped my panties off and pulled my skirt up and she started to lick. It felt wonderful! Then I felt something I had not felt before, better than when I masturbated. I guess it was my first real orgasm.
I told Beth I wanted to do her, and I did. I think she came, too. We didn’t know enough then to be sure, but I think we both did.
So that was my first time and hers. After that we got better at it, knowing more about how to lick and all. We did 69s (although we didn’t know what that was called back then) and were they fun!
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Miley Cyrus, one the most pimped out starts of the past three years with hit records, films, and those teenage tits and ass. Now she’s been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009 by tweens and teens, according to an online poll on Wednesday.
Cyrus, 16, took 42 percent of votes in the poll for AOL’s JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website aimed at 9-15 year-olds, pushing Britney Spears and rapper Kanye West into second and third places, respectively, in a section on worst celebrity influences of the year.
The ranking follows a year which has seen Cyrus blowing a 20 year-old model, making “slant eyes” in an informal snapshot mocking Asians, and being pole-dancing on a teen awards show.
Cyrus also came in No. 4 in the category of favorite female artist, behind 19-year-old country sensation Taylor Swift, “I Kissed a Girl” singer Katy Perry and R&B star Beyonce. The poll attracted almost 50,000 votes.
Oh just in case there any doubt that gravity defying boob to the right belongs to Miley the full frontal’s below:
The Passionist Development Office is sending all its friends the current issue of COMPASSION MAGAZINE, a publication of St. Paul of the Cross Province, to keep you up-to-date about the Passionists and our ministry in the world today.
This issue tells you how the Passionists of our Pittsburgh community listen to those who come to our monastery on top of a hill overlooking that city.
There’s a article on Pope Benedict’s latest encyclical.
Listening to Young Catholics is another article in the issue.
A young Passionist volunteer tells about her experiences in Jamaica, WI.
Fr. Paul Zilonka, a former missionary in Jamaica, talks about some of his friends who once ministered there.
There’s more you can read online, or we’ll send you a printed copy free if you don’t get one soon.
The 19th century was a dark depressing period in the history of female sexuality. Female sexuality was in fact treated as some form of hysteria, the treatment of which was alarmingly named hysterical paroxysm. This quite simply involved vaginal massage by hand by a member of the medical profession. What a truly tiresome job that must have been but I guess someone had to do it!
The workload was soon reduced by the invention of a steam driven vibration machine that was used by the medical profession to treat the hysteria amongst women that must have been rife at the time. This device however was not easily portable and was later replaced by an electro mechanical device designed and conceived by a British doctor named Joseph Mortimer in 1883.
The electric vibrator was born.
In the following years women started to buy themselves vibrators, purely for medical purposes of course. Advertisements could be found in women’s publications dating back to as early as 1910. These devices were mail order only and typically carried slogans such as “prevent illness, experience the wonders of vibration”.
In the decades that followed vibrators evolved, designs improved. They became smaller, quieter and more powerful and were recognised as devices designed and used for sexual gratification. 1000’s of different vibrators have been produced but few have enjoyed the huge success of Rabbit vibrators. They are now a mainstream device; women of all walks of life use and enjoy them. Openly discussing the fun they have with their rabbit. A phenomenon that was later featured on TV’s hugely successful sex and the city in which one of the characters develops an addiction to her own rabbit vibrator.
What are Rabbit Vibrators?
Rabbit Vibrators are a type of vibrating sex toy. Identifiable by the vibrator unit being shaped like a rabbit complete with two vibrating ears and nose. Historically there was a single variant, a vibrating dildo named the Jack Rabbit. However due to the incredible success of this product there are now a large range of products in different shapes and sizes but all retain the rabbit styled vibrator.
Why are Rabbit Vibrators so popular?
Vibrating dildos have been available for many years; traditional vibrating dildos consisted of a shaft with a vibrator mounted at the base. When in use the entire shaft vibrated which whilst pleasurable didn’t target any specific region. If the user wanted to use the vibrator for clitoral stimulation she would need to remove the vibrator from the vagina and target the clitoris manually.
The designers of the original Rabbit vibrator applied common sense to the design of vibrating dildos. They mounted the vibrator unit on the side of the shaft so that the vibrator directly targeted the clitoris whilst the unit was inserted into the vagina. However the real stroke of genius lay in the design of the vibrator unit itself, it may look cute but the format is incredibly effective. The rabbit ears vibrate against the clitoral hood, ideal for particularly sensitive women and for those wanting more direct stimulation the harder rabbit’s nose can be used directly on the clitoris.
The super rabbit vibrators
Nowadays there are a huge number of variants; the “super” varieties typically feature a dozen speeds and Pre-set programs. With these devices the user really can lie back and let her rabbit do the work. It can however be argued that the fundamentals of the device remain the same. Cheaper varieties provide 99% of the pleasure at a fraction of the cost.
Conclusion
This family of adult toys has single handedly destroyed some of the taboo’s that surround adult toys even today. Women aren’t ashamed of their rabbit vibrators; they no longer need to make an excuse to own such a device. They do so simply because they enjoy using them. The rabbit vibrator is her to stay!
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Second Life location: JACKHAMMER Leatherbar & Leathermen Residence
SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Chirico/147/189/30
Rating: Adult
Jackhammer
Jackhammer is a adult rated gay male only sim (half a sim parcel) owned and operated by the exceptionally good looking and totally leather clad Jack13 Docherty.
The place had a grand re-opening on October 30th and I was there. It was hard to workout which of the men there was most attractive and the scent of leather and sweat was fantastic.
There was a great mix of music covering the 80’s, 90’s and some more recent tunes so this is clearly thought out well to appeal to those who actually enjoy the leather / latex scene and are mature enough to remember when those songs came out.
The owner is based in Europe so I’d expect there to be several things going on at a time suitable for those of us based in Europe – unlike many other gay sims which run events in the evening SL time which is the early hours of the morning for me.
You of course have to be adult verified to even enter this sim but if you are gay, male and have an interest in leather or latex then this is well worth a visit and who knows – you may find your knight in shining leather to whick you away on his motorcycle.
A young Female comes across an diary . start Reading the diary aloud in the company of her , a friend and her male companion, an erotic story unfolds. The diary is filled with sexually charged tales detailing the past, present and future of a nearby garden. After becoming aroused by the erotic stories, the four breakout into a fiery orgy brought to full burn by newcomer Angela Austin.
Two horny friends come up with what they believe is a brilliant idea: they’ll advertise for a live-in maid whose duties include having sex with both of them while they film it so they can make a fortune selling the footage on the porn market. Amazingly enough, they actually find someone willing to meet all their requirements, but things don’t turn out exactly as planned
Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine ,and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called : Hallway Sex * This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you
both say ’screw you.’
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
El segundo dibujo de la colección, si, ¡y ya tan pronto!
La verdad es que tenía un boceto, pero lo hice como unas diez veces, y al final el último me convenció un poco más. Porque el primero (y que mostré en los bocetos de hace dos entradas) era demasiado parecido al de erótica 1, y sinceramente, no me gusto mucho eso, es decir, todos deben ser eróticos, pero diferentes uno de otro, pues. Caray, ¡¡¡si tengo todo el kamasutra de donde elegir!!!
En fin, este de erótica, va especialmente dedicado a Anne Lime. Por su cumpleaños xD (ya mero son los 20!). Espero que te guste, linda, te lo habia prometido, además ! Basado en escenas de su fanfic “tormenta” de la colección “cuentos de noche”.
La proxima dedicatoria especial será la de Katys, YOY!!!
Alice is a virginal librarian, cheerful and outgoing, who acts and dresses younger than her age. She rebuffs William, a suitor, because he’s insistent on behavior she considers inappropriate: she’s a prude. While daydreaming about reliving her life, a white rabbit taps her on the shoulder, and she follows him to Wonderland, where playful animals and people introduce her to her imagination and to pleasure. After encounters with the imperious Queen of Hearts, Alice decides that Wonderland may not be for her, and she longs for William
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Ok, I know you’re going to think I’m being overgenerous in giving so many books 5’s. But really, it’s because I hesitate to read a book that I’m already not sure I’m going to like. I buy most of my books, and I probably won’t drop any dough on something I don’t anticipate enjoying. Sure, once in a while there are those things I pick up not expecting to like them, then verifying that I don’t like them, then giving them away (*cough*BlueBloods*cough cough ahem*). Soulless isn’t one of them.
I was already pretty sure I was going to like Soulless. I mean, the series is called Parasol Protectorate–and I have to confess, “parasol” is one of those words you can put on practically anything and influence me in favor of that thing, along with “incognito”, “aubergine” and “crenellated”.
I think I saw E put it on her TBR shelf, so I got a gander at the cover. Thumbs up.
I clicked through to find this description:
Alexia Tarabotti is laboring under a great many social tribulations. First, she has no soul. Second, she’s a spinster whose father is both Italian and dead. Third, she was rudely attacked by a vampire, breaking all standards of social etiquette.
Where to go from there? From bad to worse apparently, for Alexia accidentally kills the vampire — and then the appalling Lord Maccon (loud, messy, gorgeous, and werewolf) is sent by Queen Victoria to investigate.
With unexpected vampires appearing and expected vampires disappearing, everyone seems to believe Alexia responsible. Can she figure out what is actually happening to London’s high society? Will her soulless ability to negate supernatural powers prove useful or just plain embarrassing? Finally, who is the real enemy, and do they have treacle tart?
SOULLESS is a comedy of manners set in Victorian London: full of werewolves, vampires, dirigibles, and tea-drinking.
“And do they have treacle tart?” Two thumbs up! Add treacle to the list of Alethea-sensitive words, thanks to Lewis Carroll for the early ingraining.
My GoodReads review (as this is threatening to turn into something that is not a Quickie anymore):
I blame Anna Paquin; I can’t enjoy this whole Southern Vampire revival.
What I can enjoy is this new stake-and-crumpets Victorian steampunk series: The Parasol Protectorate. It has all the bells and whistles of a Regency romance (parasols, cravats, and treacle tarts); the heavings and throbbings of a historical romance; the fangs, claws, and painful transformations of a paranormal fantasy (yes, complete with a transplanted Highland werewolf in London); and buckets and buckets of tea. Part Jane Eyre, part P.G. Wodehouse, a dollop of Joss Whedon and just a dash of your favorite bodice-ripping author–my current one would probably be Madeleine Hunter… what am I saying? My current favorite is *definitely* Gail Carriger! While you’re waiting for Changeless to hit the bookshop shelves, you can play dress up with Alexia.
This is just screaming to be made into a Katherine Kellgren audiobook.
I’d tell you more, but this is cutting into my precious reading time. And I think I might just read this one again…
It is a sad fact nowadays that, before climbing into bed, not many people kneel beside the bed to say their prayers - as once was the custom. In case it should encourage you, here are two prayers - one each for women and for men . . .
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed, I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
Location: Tracking club is held on Saturday mornings from 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. along the Skykomish River (meet at the Sultan Park & Ride by 8:45 a.m.)
Dates for 2009-2010: Saturdays: Sept. 19, Oct. 17, Nov. 21, Jan. 16, Feb. 20, Mar. 20, Apr. 17, and May 15. (NOTE: Tracking club is not held during the Summer, so May 16th is the last meeting until September).
Cost: $5 (free for Tracking Club members; see membership info. below)
What to bring? Dress for a morning outside and be sure to bring a pair of shoes that you don’t mind getting wet (knee high rubber boots are great!)
For a Detailed Description go to http://www.wildernessawareness.org/adult/workshops_tracking_club.htm
I met Helen at a party. Someone had told me that she was divorced, with quite a settlement from her ex-husband. She was feeling good from some drinks when I was introduced to her.
Helen looked at me with a bemused smile, as if she couldn’t believe that a black man could have a Ph.D. and teach at a university. She asked something about whether I was blessed between the ears instead of between the legs like most men and laughed. I told her that perhaps she would find out for herself.
We continued to chat until Helen was ready to leave. I told her I would drive her home, and she accepted. At the house, she gave me her key to unlock the door, and we went in.
Once inside, I told her it was time for her to find out what I had between my legs. I led her to a sofa and sat down beside her, then unzipped and unbuckled my pants. Helen’s eyes grew wide when she saw my erection. Even in her inebriated condition, she appreciated the size of my cock.
I pulled her head down onto the shaft. She could only go partway down, but licked and sucked admirably until I shot a load into her mouth. When it was finished, I told her there was more where that came from, and she led me to her bedroom.
I fucked Helen for about an hour that night, coming twice inside her and leaving her with a gaping, leaking cunt. Helen and I had many more times together, sometimes with just the two of us and sometimes with a friend or two that I brought.
High energy wouldn’t even begin to characterize most photo shoots with kids under the age of, oh, who knows? And these guys weren’t any exception. Luckily mom and dad were cool to just let me hang out snapping away, catching some of the crazy and love and wonder.
Though big sis was happy to ham for the camera….
The day was really meant to be about this butter bean…..
Very occasionally a couple will ask me to get a pic of just them during a family photo shoot – and although it doesn’t come as naturally to me as photographing kiddos, I always love being able to get a few images of just mom & dad – both for them and for their children as they grow.
And boy does getting two kiddos this age to take a family pic get to be a whole lot of crazy (and usually funny) work!
Estas fotos no sé de cuando son, ni para qué publicación fueron tomadas (bueno sí, Penthouse), y el caso es que no me importa lo más mínimo. Lo que sí importa es que fueron tomadas por Terry Richardson. Sasha Grey es una de las pocas canijas mundiales que me ponen. Y seguro que me pone tanto por esa cara de tomar apuntes en clase de historia, y a la vez estar pensando en dos pollas dando vueltas en su boca.
Most porn directors go further than I want to go, with girls I don’t want to know. This is why I will never shoot boy/girl porn.
The second reason is that I have met many of these girls that are doing hardcore B/G porn, and they freely admit that they never have real orgasms. The typical porn set is not the place for most girls to get off. There are far too many people and too much bullshit going on. That plus waiting for the director/camera man to set up the matching shot is an erection killer and time waster. Most girls know they can get away with screaming and moaning and no one will call them out for having a fake orgasm, as it is all fake to begin with. So, you get what you pay for, more fake porn.
If you want the real thing (beautiful pussy, having real orgasms), then Come Up to Beauty.
I haven’t always been a responsible person. When I was in college, I racked up a lot of credit card debt charging Cluck-U and beer. I snuck out of the house and made my poor parents crazy. I’ve gone without health insurance because it was just too expensive when I didn’t have job. There’s a lot more in the irresponsible vault, but we’ll stop there, as I’m sure you get the drift.
With age, comes wisdom and the understanding of responsibility. I learned to pay my bills on time and that all that extra money I was paying in late fees could go to cute new shoes. I learned to give respect to get respect. And I will never go without health insurance, no matter how much I have to pay for it (even if I come full circle and go back into debt for it!). But in the midst of becoming the now responsible human being that I am, I wonder what good it has actually done for me.
Don’t get me wrong…I have a roof over my head, money in the bank, no debt and great friends and family. I even scored a job in this less stellar economy. But at the end of the day, when I take a long hard look at the big picture, being responsible hasn’t been all that fun.
While I was unemployed, I wanted to travel the world, take some of my time off to explore new and unchartered territory. I wanted to visit Greece and Paris, Amsterdam and Italy. I wanted to just pick up, break my lease and live somewhere else - another state or something, just to see what it would be like to live outside of the only thing I have known – Jersey! Instead, I took Responsibility Road. I looked for jobs, honored my lease and took smaller, inexpensive trips. I did hit Cabo with some girlfriends, so don’t feel too bad!!
I’ve always tried to live my life with no regrets. I’ve always said, “I could die tomorrow, let’s just do this! What good is money if you’re not going to spend it?” And trust me, many times I do, and I really go the distance! But I look at what being responsible over the last few months has gotten me: a job outside my industry and passion, a husband so determined to work that hasn’t found a gig, a house that we bought that we could no longer purchase because we were jobless, passports waiting to be stamped with dreams of exploring what the world has to offer.
I know this is a stepping stone as we get older and a fact of life. It could be so much worse. I just miss the days of being a little less concerned about being so responsible!
Franklin, WI – On October 11, 2009 the biggest event in the Skindustry and in On The Border history will take place and it’s called “Stripperfest 6“!
Miss Daisy Duxe, Feature Sensation, XXX Pornstar and host of www.fromthepocketofdaisyduxe.com will again be hosting this years event with the help of adult personality Tony Batman, who is also the host of the A! Entertainment show (www.tonybatman.com) and has appeared on several television shows with his comedic take on the adult industry. Guest Judges on hand will be Feature Entertainer, Elektra and The current Miss Nude Rising Star, Tawnie Monroe. Tawnie also won Stripperfest 3. Both Elektra and Tawnie Monroe reside in the Midwest when not touring the country with their Feature shows.
Over 20 of the hottest striptease artists in the Midwest will be appearing at the #1 club in the Midwest, with an all-star cast of hosts and judges. General admission tickets can be downloaded and printed for free admission at www.Stripperfest6.com. Present your down-loaded and home printed ticket at the door Sunday, October 11th and your general admission is free. General admission seats are first come first serve.
There will be several VIP Services offered, and they also can be reserved on a first come, first service basis. Please book your VIP area, table or bottle service early. If you would like VIP service please call On The Border at (404)801-5068 and ask for Brian or you can email mmeyer@clubotb.com.
The doors open at 4:00 PM on Sunday, October 11th and the Stripperfest 6 begins shortly after. Get there early to get the best stage-side seats. The girls will explode onto the stage competing for “Queen of the Stage” first followed by the talented “Queen of the Pole” performers and the routines will alternate throughout the night to keep the stage energy exciting. Each category will be competing for a $1500 cash prize, giving the ladies a chance to win a total of $3000 cash.
On The Border is located at 10741 S. 27th Street in Franklin, Wisconsin. For more information, call (404)801-5068.
What the hell is wrong with him? [watch what I'm talking about here.] Why is Kanye West such an idiot? What was his purpose going up on stage spewing out worthless opinions about Beyonce? Taylor Swift did not deserve that, that was her moment and his black, ignorant ass had to go up there and ruin it.
“I am really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.”
Kanye West you ego-maniac, self-absorbed idiot!
It was her spotlight and he had to go stand all in it. I thought he would of learned his lesson by now. I know for a fact South Park is going to have a ball with him once again. He’s going to be a ego maniac, self absorbed gay fish now. Dude gets on the red carpet drunk as all get down, gets kicked out then pulls this shit on stage? “Circus-like atmosphere” is just putting it lightly for what this clown really is. Instead of apologizing on his blog he should of went to Taylor Swift and apologized to her directly.
This apology doesn’t matter at all. The fact still stands, Kanye West is a douche bag. I’m glad Beyonce did what she did though, because that was disgusting what Kanye did. He had no reason to be up onstage what so ever. There are people out there that make great videos besides Beyonce and I don’t even like her videos all like that. Kanye West is nothing but a damn baby with his childish ways. Its always something about him in the media, always. He don’t know when to keep his mouth shut and be civilized, he wants the spotlight to be only his. Kanye West is a fucking idiot.
De curand am citit aici ca, in sfarsit se va face ceva in privinta verificarii varstei si separarii continutului. Mai bine zis, pe baza unor cuvinte cheie si verificari, continutul ce tine acum de “adult” si e in sim cu “mature”, va fi mutat ,ori ownerii vor trebui sa eticheteze proprietatea ca fiind adult!
Un exemplu negativ din prezent este Free sex land, un loc unde se ingramadesc toti cei noi, pentur ca au auzit ei ca in SL se face si sex. Asa ca useri fara varsta verificata(chiar si minori poate) ajung intr-un loc cu continut explicit sexual, care mai are si eticheta de mature!
E o schimbare importanta, punctul sensibil constituindu-l verificarea varstei care se poate ocoli, de baza fiind cea cu credit cardul, sau prin contul de PayPal. Cat pentru Romania, orice adult isi poate face un credit card, fie ca munceste sau nu, nefiind nevoie sa fie folosit ca mod de plata( din discutii cu useri din SL, am aflat de frica lor de a fi nevoie sa il foloseasca neaparat ca instrument de plata), ci doar pentru verificarea varstei. Asa, ca adulti verificati, vor putea accesa continutul aferent varstei. Linden Lab nu pastreaza datele userilor in format text, ci doar criptat si citit de sistem ceea ce ii intereseaza(varsta), asa ca nu e nici o teama in privinta asta, cel mai sigur ramanand verificarea prin PayPal(in caz ca va e teama de spargerea contului)
Inca se discuta cu userii si mici modificari au foast facute deja, cum ar fi filtrul de la Search, unde poti bifa sau nu “adult”, iar daca nu ai verificata varsta, nu e activ deloc. Ceea ce vor cei de la Linden Lab e ca fiecare rezident sa ajunga usor la ceea ce doresc si fara a deranja pe altii. De exemplu daca vei cauta ceva ce n-are nici o tenta sexuala, n-ai vrea sa se includa in ceea ce ai gasit si ceea ce nu vrei. Pentru ca fiecare are preferinte diferite, iar cei care prefera continutul adult sa aiba parte de el fara nici o discriminare, atunci cand regulile sunt respectate.
Aceste modificari nu vor afecta,deocamdata, TeenGrid(Second Life pentru cei sub 18 ani)
This is a brand new made Tin Toy with wind up turning moving motion of the wheels. Size is 12 x 5.5 x 9cm
Replica Tin Toy Wind Up Lady Villager Carrying Goose MS501
The Sunday market is open and granny is going to be late. She grabs a basket and a goose and hurries to the market. Hope she can make before the market closes. Replica Tin Toy Wind Up Lady Villager Carrying Goose MS501 is now available at ande-collection.com
What is Tin Toy??
Tin toy is great gift to granny as it is an old fashion toy. Although it can be for a child, adults will appreciate these items far more, and so adults are the ones whom these toys are really for. They are no impact-proof, wear resisting items like the modern plastic toys; instead they are made of metal sheet, and operate by a delicate wind up mechanism. Just as some of us might remember them from our childhood, these items don’t stand up too well to use and abuse, and better belong to the display case, where they serve as reminder of our childhood.
Bria Murphy, 19, to the left is Eddie Murphy’s daughter. Bria is spoiled and looks more like her daddy. I know Bria from working at the gift boutique. For Christmas Bria was so lucky to write a list of the things she wanted and Eddie would buy every single item on that list. If I can recall correctly, two years ago, Bria got a new car!
The Murphy’s have potential for a reality show! It seems like mom Nicole, is probably already on top of that!
